Underarm Guards

After discovery of my own personal perspiration debacle, I have finally discovered a solution.  Underarm guards.  Unique to say the least, these harnesses are designed to prevent perspiration from falling down the bottom of your arm pit onto the shirt you are wearing.  By furnishing two socks to a piece of webbing and using rivets to fasten them together this garment is worn as a sort of deodorant undewear.  The tutorial address provided above gives us all a chance to hide this embarrassing problem that more Americans than are willing to admit, have.  My question is, how the hell can you wear this inconspicuously?