Premature Microwave

My microwave just stopped before the popcorn was done popping, and the corn excitedly continued to pop as the oven turned off.  The other day I discovered that I was on a website which analyzes and quantifies my Twitter account.  I thought, really, is that necessary?  Then I realized that my bitterness derives from not being in very good standing within the provided statistics.  A sign on the wall just fell on my head as I lied down for bed, now I am awake trying not to eat my roommates food.  Self control, very weak.