Quote Wall

Friends mean a lot and without them, life is simply less momentous.

Humans are social creatures. We were designed to interact with one another in order to gather food, create families, and live. One aspect of speech I’ve always held dearly with my friends are the nuances that you look back on with a smile. Whether they are inside jokes or manufactured errors in speech, they are all worthy of notation. Some are crude, most are rude, and all are in hilarity. Enjoy this slice of life from me and my friends, to yours.

- Devin Ambron

“So you mean to tell me that the display cameras are made out of metal, and the sale cameras are made out of plastic? How do you sleep at night?” – Vanessa Santos

“Straight from New York Ch-Chimes!” – Devin Ambron

“They burnt your Bengal!” – Vanessa Santos

“Ham wallet.” – Taryn Webber

“Welcome to UConnect, ‘average participant,’ Go Bulls.” – Devin Ambron

“It looks like she fell asleep in a tanning bed to be honest.” – Tony Morrison

“Cuervo?” – Tony Morrison

“I’d have to gain some ethnicity before I could be as dark as you.” – Devin Ambron

“No homo no.” – Ben Gould

“You should’ve known I was buzzed when I drank the pitcher, from the pitcher.” – Matthew Jacobs

“I’m closing the tab. PS: We can buy beer until 3.” – Matthew Jacobs

“So we’re dating now right? Uh… yes.” – Matthew Jacobs

“Operation wiffle ball.” – Matthew Jacobs

“I’ll have two soft tacos, and three, really hard.” – Devin Ambron

“White noise, bitches.” – Amber Leslie

“Game face.” – Amber Leslie

“Smell the sheety goodness.” – Kastin Morphet

“You’re a rim-job Jew.” – Vanessa Santos

“Sperm Bank of Tampa called, said they’d offer $300 cash for first dibs on the master bedroom.” – Devin Ambron

“That sucks, that the gates to heaven are in the Marshall Center.” – Devin Ambron

“I made a playlist titled ‘The Way He Makes Me Feel’. First song is, ‘Puke in My Mouth’.” – Vanessa Santos

“I don’t want Megan Fox as a girlfriend, I just want her DNA.” – Tim Civic

“Infiltrate, and inseminate.” – Matthew Jacobs

“I think you and I may be on a different six pack diet.” – Lisa Noury

“RIPWillSmith, is there something I don’t know or is that just wishful thinking?” – Matthew Jacobs

“We are elite, betches.” – Tim Civic

“Im on a boat, yeah. I’m on a boat, yeah.” – Tim Civic

“You are penetrating a human being.” – Matthew Jacobs

“Watch me sleep.” – Amii Trivedi

“Would you like a beer for the road?” – Devin Ambron

“Go get some girlfriend for your donuts.” – Tim Civic

“There are more X’s in here than wristbands. This isn’t going to be a good night.” – Matthew Jacobs

“I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.” – Tim Civic

“I’m your typical atypical man.” – Tim Civic

“Wakey wakey, protein and shakey.” – Ben Gould

“Good game.” – Amber Leslie

“Cock block and lock it.” – Amii Trivedi

“I think my phospholipid bilayer just quivered.” – Devin Ambron

“Bananas contain a chemical that makes people happy. The same chemical is found in Prozac.” – Jennifer Alvarez

“Does this apply to objects that might be shaped like bananas?” – Devin Ambron

“I’m confident it’s going to rock, because we roll.” – Devin Ambron

“Dome.” – Benjamin Gould

“Is it true?” – Benjamin Gould

“Smooth sax.” – Devin Ambron

“You can date her, as long as you don’t bang her friends.” – Benjamin Gould

“How do I like my eggs? Unfertilized.” – Vanessa Santos

“Strippers don’t eat McDonalds. They eat cocaine.” – Matthew Jacobs

“Your offspring would look like a cross between Wario and Adam Sandler.” – Vanessa Santos

“She was built in ‘89.” – Devin Ambron

“When it comes to boyfriends I don’t break up with them, I just leave the country.” – Menna Yassin

“So it’s like Pandora. The human gnome project.” - Tony Morrison

“I eat ninja sauce for breakfast.” – Devin Ambron

“Did you know that oysters are 90% testicle?  That must be why they are an aphrodisiac.” – Mandy Torsey